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memeguy-com:

Works every time they immediately spill everything

But why is there a duck

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Crayola crayons have the weirdest colors. like i was drawing a picture and I picked up a crayon which color was neon carrot. what even.

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baesitter:

gabite:

baesitter:

hey, wanna hear a joke

yeah

ur life

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bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

you are <90 degrees, >90 degrees, and the cause for my failing grade in math

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sirigglesworth:

OMG she looks like SpongeBob from the Mac&Cheese box…

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im dying

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thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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asgardian-impala:

THIS IS THE SMOOTHEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HTE FRICK

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starllex:

phenomenarwhal:

sqvad:

im fuckin crying

It took me several times to see the employee getting massacred by that raft.

It’s funny cause on the shelf on the right shit starts falling before the employee and raft even hit it lol

the guy tin the top left is like  &#8221;no&#8221;

starllex:

phenomenarwhal:

sqvad:

im fuckin crying

It took me several times to see the employee getting massacred by that raft.

It’s funny cause on the shelf on the right shit starts falling before the employee and raft even hit it lol

the guy tin the top left is like  ”no”

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cocolooo:

milkgif:

iheartchaos:

I don’t think I want to go to that party.

cocolooo:

milkgif:

iheartchaos:

I don’t think I want to go to that party.

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hotwinger:

sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

"Hey, mom… yeah, I need you to pick me up… Huh?.. Oh. No, it didn’t go so well…. Yeah, they’re laughing at me again…. yes mom i’m fine, look, can you just come get me?"

this

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mlb:

A staredown of epic piroportions.
i was there

mlb:

A staredown of epic piroportions.

i was there

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funniestpicturesdaily:

Well, this is just bad news for everyone.

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liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life

How can the butt of a cigarette be so hot but it doesn’t even squat

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accidently:

satanswolfpack:

accidently:

stevieknickers:

accidently:

im running for student council

I’d vote for you

thank you, citizen 

hope you don’t die the same way

thank you, valued supporter

End homework like Abe ended slavery. please.

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satanswolfpack:

accidently:

stevieknickers:

accidently:

im running for student council

I’d vote for you

thank you, citizen 

hope you don’t die the same way

thank you, valued supporter

End homework like Abe ended slavery. please.

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